Secondly, I’m about to dive out of the office, so this post is going to have to be a short one.

Back to that first point… I’m back! From Mexico! Riviera Maya to be more specific (on the Caribbean coast, near Tulum). I’m moderately tanned, somewhat relaxed, and missing the hell out of being waited on with cocktails and food all day long. London met my return with about 5 minutes of sun, before finally reverting to a nice solid grey sky – kinda fitting when you’ve spent 12 hours on a plane, followed by another hour on various trains and tubes.

Anyway, before I ramble on (and make myself even later), here is the very brief summary of my holiday:

• Took a taxi to the airport. With a taxi driver who couldn’t drive, or navigate, and who took 2 hours to get to Gatwick
• Almost missed the plane, but instead, after some schmoozing at the check in desk, managed to get upgraded to increased leg-room
• Took a 12 hour flight to Cancun
• Followed by a 3 hour bus ride to Riveria Maya
• Finally stopped travelling. Got greeted by waiters handing me cocktails. Bliss.
• Explored hotel and beach. White sands, crystal blue seas, no clouds. Check
• Took a trip to Chichen-Itza. Gorped like an idiot at the incredible architecture.
• Went to Xel-Ha, swam with dolphins (incredible!), snorkelled, and lounged in luxery. All in an eco friendly resort.
• Rode speed boats through the mangroves on the coast before snorkelling around the coral and attempting to take photos of the crazy fish.
• Got bitten by aforementioned crazy fish. Now have small teethmarks in my finger.
• Ate at a mexican-japanese restaurant where the food tasted like chinese takeaway. Top marks for effort though (the guy on the hotplate who was spinning knives on his fingers and juggling eggs was a real treat)
• Got drunk in a swimming pool with a bunch of Americans.
• Flew back!

I’ll update this blog with a bunch of content once things settle down at work – the vids of dolphins, speed boats and ancient temples will come as soon as I manage to edit the footage (taken with a Hi-def digital camcorder – in 720p glory!)

Nath.

This week I’ve…

• Spent over 14 hours solid online looking for a holiday, before finally booking a week, all inclusive, at a stunning hotel in the Caribbean coast of Mexico
• Got way too excited about the idea of swimming with dolphins
• Went to Holland park for a picnic – saw three seperate people taking their cats for a walk. On leashes.
• Had one of my commercial hosting servers go up in flames
• Spent 12 hours solid fixing aforementioned broken server and placating unhappy customers (who are now, thankfully, happy)
• Got way too much into Dexter – highly recommended if, like me, you like a bit of twisted dark humour
• Pissed myself laughing, watching Katherine Jenkins (Welsh opera singer) sing “I Feel Love” with the Blue Man Group
• Pissed my self laughing watching my flatmates watch the above video, especially at the 2:23 mark, where they were convinced her head was going to start spinning around 360 degrees a la Exorcist
• Cooked and ate a pizza loaded with enough chilis to drop a horse. Then felt waaaay rough the next day
• Started writing Javascript tutorials for the sake of the poddies (and my own sanity) – more about this soon
• Got two friends to watch 2girls1cup and managed to film one of their reactions, much to his distress

That, as we say folks, is it for the moment.

Just to cheer you up, (and so I can play with the video embedding) is the aforementioned clip of Ms. Jenkins turning demon. I’d highly recommend playing it all the way through (keeping a special eye out for 2:23 – where she kicks into operatic overdrive!)

And of course, for those folks who are interested, here is how it should be sung (by the awesome Venus Hum…!)

enjoy.